Welome to our new blog. As many of you know who have heard me speak, I often tell stories about wife’s late grandmother, Grandma Gussie, who died at 107 a couple of years ago. So, initially, I am inviting all to send me either jokes or other senior humor stories to share with others. To start, here is another Grandma Gussie story (writer’s embellishment):
Grandma Gussie (”GG”) was driving her car when a police officer (”COP”) pulled her over and this was the conversation:
GG: Is there a problem, Officer?
COP: Ma’am you were speeding.
GG: Oh, I see.
COP: Can I see your driver’s license please?
GG: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.
COP: Don’t have one?
GG: Lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
COP: I see … Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
GG: I can’t do that.
COP: Why not?
GG: I stole this car.
COP: Stole it?
GG: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
COP: You what?
GG: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at Grandma Gussie and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer (”SO”) slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
SO: Ma’am , could you please step out of the vehicle!
Grandma Gussie steps out of her car.
GG: Is there a problem, sir?
SO: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
GG: Murdered the owner?
SO: Yes, could you please open the trunk of the car?
Grandma Gussie opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
SO: Is this your car, ma’am?
GG: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
SO: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.
Grandma Gussie digs into her purse and pulls out her driver’s license. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
SO: Thank you, ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
GG: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
If you want to brighten someone’s day, pass on your senior jokes or humor to me . Thanks!